Scientists found out, that Australia is actually the 'top' of our planet. Until recently, it was common sense that Australia is the bottom of the earth, known as 'down under'.
A specialized team of Belgian geologists proved that the first piece of earth is located in the heart of Australia. The piece, not much bigger than a molucule, seams to carry traces of the big bang, the start of our universe.
The prime minister of Australia stated: "I always thought these aboriginals were primitive fantasts, but now I understand that they were right to say that our land is holy." As a result, the Eureopean indexes reacted strongly negative on the news that Europe is degraded to the 'tight ass of the world'. Source: Science Tommorow.
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