Creative Acts

* Ideas World Cup starts today
* Nobody knows what violence is
* Scienticly proven / we are aliens

The Saudi Arabian people have by popular vote decided to make a strategic shift to solar energy. Starting from the villages, these will eventually spread out to cover most of the desert. Owned by the municipality, it is guaranteed that its benefits, in money as well as energy, are to the people.

Hereby, the political dependency on oil will become redundant. The oil wells will be left unused, it will be decided by future generations whether they best suit human needs by exploiting or by neglecting them.

Biologists study the possibility to put water under the solar cells to generate a rotting process, by which enough organic material will accumulate to grow a sustainable ecology.

Today we, the united press of all major media worldwide, would like to apologize for an elaborate prank we organised 6 years ago.Bush' boots
To celebrate the beginning of the new millenium in 2001, we wanted to organize the biggest and most widespread joke in the history of mankind. And so we invented George Walker Bush, supposedly a cousin of former president Bush (who really did exist). This fictional character was supposed to be 'too silly to be true' and 'a redneck president with cowboy boots'.
Originally, our plan was to reveal it was a joke on April Fool's day (1st april '01), but because this joke seemed to get an unusual amount of response from the public, we decided to go on with the joke, and during time, invent more unbelievable stories and adventures of this -fictional- president, like: War on Afghanistan, War in Iraq, saying fuck-you to the Kyoto protocol Bush vs. Kyoto protocol, Guantanamo,...

But now we think the joke has taken long enough, so it's time to tell the truth.

IT WAS ALL JUST A JOKE

We hope you all had a good laugh. (we did)

Source: all press agencies

As much it has been referred to until recently, the Market, hasn't conveyed wisdom at all. Last night, it has been reported from several sources around the globe, the Market has spoken.

One of the anonymous CEO's willingly to testify, confessed that the market hasn't yearnt anything from its growth. "Since when should I earn more then the market? I realized I should decrease my income, so mine will not outgrow the threefold of miniumum wage my company currently is employing in its production line."

Besaki, one of the alleged wittnesses from Indonesia claims to have heard that "[i]t was never meant to be that I would have to work a month to afford one of the t-shirts I produce. On a daily basis, I produce twenty-one shirts, now the Market has spoken, I'm confident to demand at least the worth of seven t-shirts, which would increase my wage by 500%!"

Ngwaia from Ghana reports that the IMF has offered its excuses, and to whipe out the depts enforced on its behalf. "Apparently, the Market wasn't intended to draw people into an inescapably backward position, but to form a basis for mutual exchange on a equivalent basis."

It seems the Market has informed most inhabitants of the earth. We are most curious about what it has revealed to you.

Today the world has taken a step in the right direction by banning physical war. In the future nations will solve their conflicts in a virtual environment. Through the internet nations will battle each other much like in a video game. This way country's won't be destroyed every time there is a misunderstanding. Only the virtual environment will get a beating. The new way of battling will open doors for world peace because there will be no destruction but only building. No more rebuilding, no more wasted resources. Everybody will get equal chances at growing.
Sceptics ask why the whole concept of war has not been banned, but given the nature of the human race that will not be possible. There will always be conflicts. The issue here, the supporters of the project say, is how one is going to solve these conflicts. Humankind has made much progress in many fields but up to this day we still hit each other on the head with a club if we don't agree with one another. This new initiative will direct that negativity in a completely harmless environment, the virtual one.

Source: New World Press